Roommate Quote of the Day/Week/Month:

"Dude, sleeping is fun but honestly, i'd rather be awake."

"If I Were a Guy"

Before I inform you of the words said on this Thursday morning, I shall tell a little more about my roommate. She is rather man-ish. She has a deep voice, hangs out with quite a few guys and her choice of words usually consist of "fuckin" "chill" "dude" and other words generally used by the stoner male type. I have thought before that maybe she is a lesbian but does not know it or maybe she does and is suppressing it or perhaps she is simply bisexual. All of those would be all well and good. I am simply giving you background.

now to this morning:

I returned to my dorm room on this Thursday morning anxiously awaiting what I would find. The reason for these feelings of mine were stemming from the night before and how my roommate had sex with her "guy friend" in the bed a few feet away from mine.
I stood in front of my door with the key in hand, ready to enter the door knob. I quietly listened and heard nothing. So I opened the door, dropped my belongings on the table in the living room area and nervously opened the door to our bedroom. I heard voices and running water coming from the bathroom. I was some what relieved even though a few weeks prior her and her guy friend had sex in the shower as well. But, let me get to the point of this specific morning. The two came out of the shower and were talking about various things when my dear roommate said this: "if I were a guy, I would just have sex with a ton of "bitches" (was her word choice) and then when I would be ready to cum I would just JIZZ all over their walls." Her guy friend then proceeded to laugh quite hard at this scenario that she had just unfolded. I knew I had to make that known. Is that what this guy finds attractive in a mate? A girl who speaks of "jizzing" all over someone's wall, a girl's wall at that, and generally laughing at the misfortune of others? This is a fascinating social study of mine. Although, some nights I wish to tear out my hair eyeballs and ears so I never have to see or look at her again, I do enjoy a good phrase from dear old marijuana/jizz mouth.

Please do feel free to enlighten me with any of your dormitory experiences.

"I Just Stress"

Today, March 13th, a grey day in San Francisco, was not a "chill" day for my roomie. She was talkin to her pal in the other room and she mentions that she is in "such a bad mood" and then she said this, which stuck in my brain: "I'm just stressed out you know? That's just something I do. I just stress."

excuse me? What now? doesn't everyone stress? Does she think that she has some unique trait that causes her to stress out? Does she realize that she is like everyone else and that we are all pretty much similar? I guess not.
I wonder if she ever will...I hope she will...

"Being nice never pays off"

I have dropped many eaves in my day. In recent days, the eaves I drop are mostly on my roomate here in college. Most of the things that blurt from her pot smoking mouth are quite laughable but also some what forgettable...except a certain phrase that she uttered on one day in Febuary. I was sitting in our bedroom area and just doing my usual thing such as listening to music or drawing...When I began to listen in on the conversation that this lovely girl was having in the living room area. My ears perked as I heard these words: "That's the thing about being nice...it NEVER pays off." I guess that these words struck me because I am just the type of person who enjoys the feeling of doing a good deed and not expecting anything in return. Perhaps she has just lost too many brain cells and is blinded by the smoke and the drink...What do you think? does being nice pay off? of course it does...But, I suppose this young, quite capable young girl, is looking for a different type of pay off...